Today’s feast features a juicy, mouth-watering dish of Scandinavian origin. By special request, the main course will be accompanied with an abundance of stuffing along with a creamy and ample supply of gravy which I encourage each of you to spread liberally. Side dishes are aplenty and sure to satisfy even those with the most discerning tastes. We will round out our dining experience with several decadently delicious deserts and, for our guest of honor, will feature a savory creampie. Gentlemen, please have a seat. Dinner is served.